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Revenge of the Putin-Nazis!
Yes, that’s right, folks, Vladimir Putin, leader of the Putin-Nazis and official “Evil Dictator of the Day,” has launched a Kamikazi attack on the United Forces of Goodness (and Freedom) to provoke us into losing our temper and waging a global thermonuclear war that will wipe out the entire human species and most other forms of life on earth!
SCOOP: Live Coverage of Trudeau from His Secret Ottawa Bunker
The Canadian capital is currently surrounded on all sides by the forces of the Canadian Trucker’s Union. And although the fall of the capital is though to be imminent, the Canadian leader remains defiant, insisting that any defeat will be entirely the fault of the Canadian people, for their weakness and failure to Respect his Authoritah!
In Other News has obtained this secretly recorded, live footage of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau during a tense cabinet meeting held at Trudeau’s secret underground bunker, near the Canadian parliament building in the besieged national capital of Ottawa.